Lindsay as Cher...

Lindsay Lohan is reportedly suing the financial company E-Trade, insisting that the company's new commercial about a boyfriend-stealing, "milkaholic" baby -- who happens to be named Lindsay -- was modeled after her. Lohan reportedly wants $100 million, The NY Post reports. Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, told the newspaper that the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna. "Many celebrities are known by one name only, and E-Trade is using that knowledge to profit," Ovadia said.

Limos and Breat Pumps..

"I'm starting to choke on my own boobs!," said Modern Family's Julie Bowen who confessed her breast pump broke in the limo on the way to the Golden Globes.

People Magazine, February 1, 2010

A $1.5 Million Retaliation...

Conan O' Brien, who weeks ago said in a published statement that nobody should feel sorry for him because he gets paid a ridiculous sum to do silly thing, has been quite busy feeling sorry for himself. He has spent the last week telling snarky jokes about NBC, who, by the way, is giving him and his staff $45 million dollars. To leave.

Upon hearing the news, he then dressed up an expensive car in mouse ears, played a Beatles song and promptly declared the skit, in an act of retaliation, would cost his soon-to-be-former employer $1.5 million.

In the next segment, he appealed for money for all the people dying in Haiti.

On mourning....

Deceased actress Brittany Murphy's husband Simon Monjack on his fondest memory of her: "I think about her saying, "Let's go to Chanel!" And then, $60,000 later, she'd say "Oh, but darling, I have to have a Louis Vuitton bag for (her Maltese dog) Clara!"

--People Magazine, February 1, 2010

Earlier in the week on the Today Show, he also credited her with changing the world.